So my new addiction now is watching NCIS on DVD. The show's really cool and having Mark Harmon in the cast doesn't hurt either. I've always been interested in crime shows and detective mysteries. Even before high-end crime solving shows hit primetime TV, I was watching real life cases on the Discovery Channel (Medical Detectives rocks!). And yes, I wanted to take Criminology but ended up with Education instead after realizing the Philippines' bad justice system.
Ok, stop babbling. Back to NCIS... About three or more episodes of this very fun show has Filipinos as the bad guys. The show portrays us as internationally sought after criminals, assassins, and terrorists - even linked to Al Qaeda.
And I'm not complaining. Ok, I know I'm whack. And to show that I'm even whack-ier, here is my text conversation with April regarding the NCIS Filipino thing:
Me: I love NCIS and daming Pinoy na kontrabida! We have Al Qaeda links here and assassins! We're wanted criminals!!
April: Haha! Fear us world! We watch over your kids and grandparents, care for your sick, and kill important people!
Me: We teach thousands of kids in your public schools! Mwahahaha!
April: Mwahahaha! Are you sure we are not training them to bomb the Whitehouse?
Me: We are brainwashing your children to bring down America! Mwahahaha!
April: Hahaha. Your spy gadgets to pick up and pass on information are no match for our chismosang household help! Hah!
Me: Meron kaming mga bunot! Meron kaming mga bunot!
April: Papakawalan lang namin pulis namin dyan! All your billionaires will disappear within a week!
Me: And our taxi, bus, and jeepney drivers will kill your civilian redneck drivers!
April: Don't mess with us, or we will put MMDA's in all your intersections!
Me: And they will delay traffic for hours!!!
April: We will deploy our SM salesladies to attend to your shopping needs!
Me: And put all our Jollibee and Chowking employees to serve in your many fast food chains!
April: And put all our carwashers in your parking buildings!
Me: And we will discharge all our eager commuters to go to your bus and train stops and not fall in line!!!
God...I hope the CIA got that. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!